Pedro Pascall (Oberyn Martell/The Red Viper)
Let’s just say….I would totally milk that viper of its venom.

Pedro Pascall (Oberyn Martell/The Red Viper)

Let’s just say….I would totally milk that viper of its venom.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Sam, who runs the Australian Beard Appreciation Society
"Hi, I’m a soldier with a luxurious beard, and I adopt stray dogs."
How incredibly convenient, I happen to have some puppies in my shirt that need to be adopted, by your mouth.

You can find Sam and other beards here
https://www.facebook.com/australianbeardappreciationsociety

Sam, who runs the Australian Beard Appreciation Society

"Hi, I’m a soldier with a luxurious beard, and I adopt stray dogs."

How incredibly convenient, I happen to have some puppies in my shirt that need to be adopted, by your mouth.

You can find Sam and other beards here

https://www.facebook.com/australianbeardappreciationsociety

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Christoph Waltz
I’m not sure if it’s his outstanding performances in every film ever, his eyes, or his accent, but I would totally get on my Vie-knees for him.

Christoph Waltz

I’m not sure if it’s his outstanding performances in every film ever, his eyes, or his accent, but I would totally get on my Vie-knees for him.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Chet Faker

's voice.

No, Chet, I’m into *you*.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Idris Elba 
Oh…what..how….have you seen my panties? I swear I had them on just a moment ago. I seem to have dropped them. Oh well, I guess, seeing as they’re off, we should probably accidentally have sex.

Idris Elba

Oh…what..how….have you seen my panties? I swear I had them on just a moment ago. I seem to have dropped them. Oh well, I guess, seeing as they’re off, we should probably accidentally have sex.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Peter MacPherson
pron. Pee-ter Mac-Please-Take-Your-Pants-Off.
Origin. Native to Isle of Wight (probably), possesses dimples and a great set of wits.
verb. To tire out or exhaust. I’m Petered out, after having Peter in.

My vagina.


You’re welcome.

Peter MacPherson

pron. Pee-ter Mac-Please-Take-Your-Pants-Off.

Origin. Native to Isle of Wight (probably), possesses dimples and a great set of wits.

verb. To tire out or exhaust. I’m Petered out, after having Peter in.

My vagina.

You’re welcome.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Viggo Mortensen
Dear Mortensen,
I am Nigerian prince,  and I need help. Please to have sex with me and I will give you $470000000000000000000.

…is the cunning email scam I would send him. It doesn’t take Elven wisdom to know that it would obviously work. We’ll be banging by sundown.

Viggo Mortensen

Dear Mortensen,

I am Nigerian prince,  and I need help. Please to have sex with me and I will give you $470000000000000000000.

…is the cunning email scam I would send him. It doesn’t take Elven wisdom to know that it would obviously work. We’ll be banging by sundown.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Sam Rockwell
I dare you to watch ‘The Way Way Back’ and *not* fall more in love with him. I double dare you. I have loved him forever, and by ‘loved’ I mean ‘had a massive wide-on for’.

Sam Rockwell

I dare you to watch ‘The Way Way Back’ and *not* fall more in love with him. I double dare you. I have loved him forever, and by ‘loved’ I mean ‘had a massive wide-on for’.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)

Patrik Jonasson
(courtesy patjonasson.tumblr.com)
He’s a model, from Sweden. You can book him for jobs. I’d like to book him for a job. The location - in my pants.

Patrik Jonasson

(courtesy patjonasson.tumblr.com)

He’s a model, from Sweden. You can book him for jobs. I’d like to book him for a job. The location - in my pants.

(Source: patjonasson, via patjonasson)

Steffan Van Lint
Pros: I think he’s a model, or a cyclist or some shit. I also hear he’s really nice, so he’d let you win a race and then just come up your rear.
Cons: I’m kidding. There *are* no cons. You would ride that beard, smiling all the way to O Town.

Steffan Van Lint

Pros: I think he’s a model, or a cyclist or some shit. I also hear he’s really nice, so he’d let you win a race and then just come up your rear.

Cons: I’m kidding. There *are* no cons. You would ride that beard, smiling all the way to O Town.

(Source: darkhairedbeardedmen)