James fucking Franco, again
He doesn’t have a beard. I know. BUT NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO THAT SMILE. JAMES FRANCO’S SMILE TRUMPS JAMES FRANCO’S BEARD.
Sam Margin, from the rubens
(photographed by amber kinnear, http://amberjoyphotography.tumblr.com)
Seriously, you guys, the rubens. ugh. This guy, with the singing, and the sex eyes, I swooned like a 14 year old at a Bieber concert. I can’t even be disrespectful. I wanna put posters up, and like, make kissy noises at them, and I want braces so I can lisp when I gush about them. Just. Y’know.
Lance Parker, Soccer Player
Um. I. Words. Not even. Uh. What a coincidence. We’re both very wet right now.
David Gandy aka A Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Male Model
“ugh, I’m so confused right now…I mean…it’s cold, and I *want* to put the singlet on, but have you seen my sweet pecs? Decisions are hard. Let’s have sex. Can I go down on you?”
Yes, David Gandy, yes you can.
Mark Ruffalo as suggested by 2truthsandaliewrosa
More like Mark Ruffhelloooo….Rumor Has It…that sex with him would be Just Like Heaven.
Was that even funny? I don’t know. I think I’m ovulating or whatever. Makes me want to marry men, not creep at them. Imagine! Marriage! Yuk! *weeping into pillow, and singing ‘all by myself’ really loudly*.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(as suggested by Irideae)
I don’t even want to make a joke like ‘he was in Inception - he could be in my wet dream within a wet dream within a wet dream’ - I just want to take it slowly - I want to take him on fucking dates, and take him to meet the shit out of my parents, and hold his face in my hands when I kiss him, and then spoon the shit out of him without even trying to grab his fucking penis - because I fucking respect him.
Submission by tale-as-old-as-timee
Darren Criss
Darren motherfucking Criss. Shirtless. And wet. Come on… he doesn’t have a beard at the moment, but he has sex lines so…
Ewan McGregor
He’s kind of dark haired, but ginger, however look at that beautiful face. And his accent, he could talk shit and I would still listen to every word.
Gaspard Ulliel
Oh dear sweet Jesus he can eat me anyday. Literally and/or figuratively. Because he was Hannibal.
Hayden Christensen
Pros: He’s pretty as fuck.
Cons: He’s Anakin Skywalker, aka Darth Vader, so he’s a bit shit. Whatever, he could force choke me, and cum in my dark side. And by dark side, I mean my vagina.
